• You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
• Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• Friend2: "come back to bed"
• Friend3: *various sex noises*
• Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
• Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
• Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
• Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

• me: we have to hang out soon!
• me: *never contacts them again*